Corporate MF - Lyrics (The Royal We)

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Thirds Divide The Day

Shake my hand and understand
We’ve got the product in demand
You’ve got attention time to pay
Your life of thirds divides the day
Shake my hand and understand
We offer so much value and
You’ve got affection love away
Your life of thirds divides the day

Could we be feeding you lies? No.
You can depend on us
Our stock is built on trust
With a quality that lasts forever

Just keep your eyes on the dollar signs
Watch your investment grow
We’ll keep you in the know
You will receive what we deliver

Sometimes I wonder how we tend to stay alive
Five days a week we do the grind from 9 to 5
So many kick it into overtime
We skip our lunch and wait for dinner

The time that’s left still somehow gets divided
There’s no reason to get too excited
See what you want, you save and buy it
For some the credit debt will last forever

Growing up I know we’ve had our childhood dreams
Some get corrupted from watching too much t.v.
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Well too bad cause you can’t always get what you want

So you settle for less, you’re feeling unimpressed
While depression rules the day
Settle down and find a wife
Buy a house and live your life
Through your children
Vicariously

Hand in hand you understand
You’ve got so much to live for and
You’ve got affection, love away
This life of thirds destroys the day

Divide the day
Divide the day
Divide the day
Divide the day

Eight hours for sleep
Eight hours for work
Eight hours for play
Eight hour for sleep

Shake my hand and understand
We’ve got the product in demand
You’ve got attention time to pay
Your life of thirds divides the day

Shake my hand and understand
We offer so much value and
You’ve got affection love away
Your life of thirds divides the day

Head Honcho

He’s the head honcho thinks he’s running the show
And I know that you know we all know someone like him

Keeps pushing forward always on the go
Yeah I know that you know we all know someone like him

He’s blowing smoke up the executive hole
Yeah I know that you know we all know someone like him

Dreams up new ways to keep you under control
And I know that you know that you know that you know

He says

I am the man in charge and I am living large
You do the work, I’ll take all the credit
You get to work on time
And once you’re here you’re mine
I’m the head honcho
Don’t you forget it

Passionate player with a virtuous soul
Yeah I know that you know we all know someone like him

He keeps you focused on the company goal
Yeah I know that you know we all know someone like him

Pushes you harder for the revenue growth
Yeah I know that you know we all know someone like him

You need a raise because you pay is a joke
And I know that you know that you know that you know

He says

I’m the head honcho I’m the B.M.O.C.
I pull your strings I run this company
Let’s get to work without hesitation
Who needs incentive? Where’s your self-motivation?

1-2-3 Get to work!

Street Dancers

We recognize your value to this system
We acknowledge everything you do
You've earned a higher paying position
Street dancer we love the way you move

Welcome to our facilities
Where our amibitions exceed out abilities
We only have one corporate policy
We've got our secretaries dancing 'round in g-strings

We've got our focus entertained in exploitation
We've got investments in every single groove
Increase production with a higher state of elation
Street dancers we love the way you move

Welcome to our facilities
Where our ambitions exceed out abilities
We only have one corporate policy
We've got all sexy interns lining up in v-strings

(dance break)

Dancers with skillful intuition
We're shaping vessels with a groove
Time to buy out the competition
We're set for lassoing the moon

We recognize your value to this system
We acknowledge everything you do
You've earned a higher paying position
Street dancer we love the way you move

Welcome to our facilities
Where our ambitions exceed out abilities
We only have one corporate policy
We've got our secretaries dancing 'round in g-strings

Cook The Book
(instrumental)

Office Fantasies

I recognize that you realize that
When I point my finger
This means I’ve got my eyes on you
Do me this favor
Let me be your savior
Come on now baby
I promise not to lie to you

Steady your workflow
Get ready for the slide show
Jump to the point
Show me your power presentation
You’ve got to notice
We can’t lose our focus
Cause we’re bound by a deadline
To make each other feel all right

What’s our policy?
On office fantasies

Reach on in pull it out
Shake it up and spin around
Let’s fuse together honey
Work like we don’t need the money
I taste your sweat, blood and tear
Can’t you see our fiscal year
Is coming to a close
Let’s take off all our clothes.
Reach on in pull it out
Shake it up and spin around
Let’s fuse together honey
Work like we don’t need the money
I taste your sweat, blood and tear
Can’t you see our fiscal year
Is coming to a close
Let’s take off all our clothes.

Here’s the agenda
This is what we should do
Let’s split up our efforts
Between me and you
The passion is sticky, oooh.
Office work overload
Our hearts are beating
We’re ready to explode

I admire your business suit baby
Three inches above the knee
Step into my office lady
Wipe the drool with your sleeve
Relieve your stress with the rhythm
Dance like nobody can see
Love like you’ve never been hurt
Work with my fantasy

What’s our policy?
On office fantasies

Body Utility

In control
We plug in
Turn it up
To eleven
Clean your ears out
And tune in
Open your eyes now
We must begin

Clap your hands
Smack your face
Move around
Just don’t stand in one place
Freak me out now
That’s your mission
I want you each in a different position

Get up get out of your seat
I wanna see you up on your feet on the scene
I know you're self obsessed and sexy please
Give me a taste of what you consider obscene

The marginal gains exceed the marginal costs

What’s the greatest good for the greatest number
If their mouths are dry give them rain and thunder
If their beds are wet wake them from their slumber
Come and dance with me body utility

Personality Profile

I’d like to call you part of our community
But not before we profile your personality
Your resume says you're experienced
Still though I must be sure that you’re not a deviant

Just take this test and you’ll be on your way
Depending on your answers be careful what you say
Remember honesty is the best policy
And we can tell when you’re lying

Money is the key to finding happiness and pleasure in life
Do you disagree agree or are you unsure?
You are the one who does whatever it takes to meet a deadline
Do you disagree agree or are you unsure?

Stealing from the company is okay if you feel you’re under paid
Do you disagree agree or are you unsure?

Now on a scale of 1 – 10
Where 10 is the highest

How would you rate yourself as a leader?
When under stress are you built to endure?
Are you considered and over achiever?
How is your confidence?
Are you self-assured?

Let us look in your book
To examine your mental binding
We care for your welfare
And all your future corporate grinding
Selective processes
Help build a working force that’s worth while
This is why we take the time
To evaluate your personal profile

The Royal We
(instrumental)

Mission Statement

Collectively we’re holding on to one another’s dreams
With vested interests in the betterment of society
We’re pleasure seekers only seeking out to take what we need
Let’s give away the rest deny our human nature
The ones before us tried so hard though not enough to succeed
They blamed the whole world, lamented upon their disease
We’ve paid the price, no sacrifice was too great to seize the day
It’s time to stand upright and now we face our future

Our profit/prophet will lead us to another world
But the product will stay here forever

Someday we’ll find ourselves walking through
Another field of unknown land
Experiencing pain and excitement while
Trying so hard to understand
Well what are we doing here know
We’re all messed up in the confusion of
Taking chances to live out our dreams
I found myself in you and
Maybe something was lost
But together we could understand
What the hell are we doing here now
We’re all messed up with the confusion
Of taking chances to live out our dreams

Our profit/prophet will lead us to another world
But the product will stay here forever