[[[SPECIAL FANS]]]]]]]]

Name: Ed Angry
Nationality: American Polish
Age: 48
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 212lbs.
Occupation: Telephone Sales Representative
Favorite Corporation: McDonald's


What makes you so special?

"I am actually Clyde Oshina's good friend and soon to be uncle-in-law. I've been a Corporate MF fan since the very beginning and I tell you that my life is written in your music. Please don't use my real name when you post this. By the way, when will you post the "power stats"? I want to kick Dave's Ass!!!"

Name: Devastatin' Dave
Nationality: American
Age: 54
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 198 lbs.
Occupation: Record Producer
Favorite Corporation: Don't Know


What makes you so special?

"Man, I've been there and done all that already! I ain't got time for this. I'm a grand daddy now and my rhymes are still smooth. What's the deal with this anyway? I've never even heard of Corporate MF!"

Actually Dave, CMF is your special fan! Sincerely N.P.D. - C.E.O.

Name: Chong Bronsung
Nationality: Chinese
Age: 42
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 123 lbs.
Occupation: Weapons Trade
Favorite Corporation: Lockheed Martin


What makes you so special?

"Trust me! I am special. I don't need to explain myself to you. Just know this. If you ever need a merc, I'm your man! I've got your back CMF."
Corpora